Season 1 Episode 2 Let´s do it

We start with Alice and her creepy boss at LA Magazine. The guy does not like Alice superb idea of THE CHART and forces her to write somethign about vagina rejuvination or something like that.

WE GOT CREDITS!!!! And I love them. God bless it is not heterosexual Tim again. I can not stand this guy. Tina jogs through West Hollywood sweating and suddenly decides that Magic Johnson wannabe is the perfect donor. Bette is pleased and they get into the shower. Okay why canwe actually see whatthey are doing inside the damn shower??!?!

Instead of that we see the heterosexual couple Tim dioes not listen to Jenny. He should have. I bet Jenny wanted to tell him about Marina or something like: "Hey Tim letdrive to Las Vegas get married and then Ikick you off the STARDUST and get rich from your life insurance and run away with Marina to Tijuhana!" Instead she say the following: "Goteam!" Jenny was obviously never a cheerleader in High School.

We switch to Shane and Lisa, better known as Fuck Buddy from 1 am till 8am. Shane leaves Lisa and we see at Lisanipplethat it must be very cold in LA. And oh yes Shane obviously is still horny and calls another girl, better known as Fuck Buddy from 9 am till 4pm, as lisa is pretty beat. And oh yes did I forget to mention that Lacey is nwo offcially Shanestalker? No? Well, now you know it.

I just love her. Alice meets her nasty devilish Ex Gabby DeVaux at the vagina wig dog. They hook up immiadtly. Poor alice. Go there are some hot chicks at the doctoroffice.

YAY!!! The introductuon of the "soup" chef. Go Lara. I just love her. I love those vegetables but Irather eat Lara....I betetr stp now before I get too graphical.

Jenny listens to a vociemail from Marina and tries to write aka halluzinate. Whatever.

Lacey annyos and photographs Shane at the same time. Marina looks at jenny and Jenny ignores her. Dana has gaydar problems. Alice and Shane help her. A customer? For what? For Domina studios? Whoa Dana literally freaks out when Alice tells them she put the chart on the internet. you go girl!!! Alice is the ebst....with Dana!!

Jenny has taken drugs and still halluzinates about Sarah Schuster. whatever.

Now this is the best scene till now. The insemination and worshipping of "maigcal juice" aka sperm. I bet Shanewould have been better. Whatever.

The trio searches for Lara on the chart but they canfind her. The girls almost beat up Alice for even considering dating Gabby again. They can not find a solution for Dana yet and what do they do? Right, visit the insaminating couple after they have finished. Dana gets a bit of the "magic juice" on her and is really disgusted but really cute. I lvoe the way alice uses the chance to feel her up through her shirt. The deploy a mission to find out if she is gay or straight. You know like Mission Impossible right? Only gay.

Dana gets a visit from her creepy stupid asshole agent in the locker rooms. I hate unisex locker rooms. And I hate Conrad Asshole. Anway he tells Subaru is interested in her and will watch her train tommorow. And then he leaves. And Lara enters. And Dana freaks, because Lara starts to undresss. Yes, I first thoguht that too butno she just changes her clothes because she must look presentable in the kitchen. Lucky vegetables.

Obviously Gabby stood Alice up. Alice be thankful for this. She is no good for you. They leave The Planet for Danacountry club.

Okay, I can not resist this:

How many lesbians fit into a MINI ONE? 4 obviously.

And the deployed mission to find out if Lara is staright or gay starts. I honestly would not have thought for a second that they are tryign to find this out. What about you? They look so convincing as secret agents. Honestly. So the test fails and they sent out Shane, even she fails to find out anything about her. Figs? Why didnjust asked: "Want to fuck here or in the kitchen?"

Tim goes to The Planet to byu coffee and invites Marina to a dinner party. Boring boring boring. Jenny shows marina engament ring and Bette find sotu Jenny is cheating on tim with Marina. Oh yes she argues with Kit this episode who si siting in the dark house of Bette and Tine. Why does she have keys? Why does she sit there in the dark. Anyway, Kit is in the 12-step-AA-program and wants to apologize for everythign bad ahe did to bette in Bettelife.

And the best scene of this episode!! The infamous country club locker rooms. Lara walks into a wet Dana. Not tTHAT way!!! she just out of the shower. Dana I mean. Dana tells her Subaru took her as tennis playing babe. Lara leaves, Dana sighs, Lara comes back and kisses Dana twice. That was the cutest kiss on TV. Lara happy, Dana happy, me happy. Only Kit and Bette are unhappy.

Alice and Shane are in The Planet and obviously Alice invited Gabby. Shane is not pleased as she hates Gabby. I go with Shane in this case. Alice and Gabby meet the wall. Lacey sinsg a song for shane and Shane looses her Fuck Buddy from 11 pm till 8am because of Laceyguitar play.

That was the whole episode?