Gib den Inhalt deines Cuts hier ein.We start in soem photographer´s studio with a nude woman. Okay I am all for nude naked girl. But not this one....she is kinda creepy. Next thing we see is they make out and the photographer, who kept shouting at her "I told you not to move!" goe sdown at her.
Opening credits (God how I wish Betty to hell and the old quality cedits back!)
We see Alice and Gabby (She didn´t did she?) in bed and Gabby is mad ebcause she blames Alcie for snoozing the alarm. Which actually Gabby did. Gabby does not have to amke sense. Go away bitch!!!
Eeeeeewwwww EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Jenny (Did I mentione EEEEEEEEEWWW?!?!) and Tim the ass in bed...eeeeewww......next the oh so logical cut to THE PLANET and oy oy oy oyyyy OOOOHHH Marina....and eeeeeewww eeewww Jenny....Marina speaks italian...or something really close to it an dI am melting and trying not to jump---- oh wait this is a recap of THE L WORD not about----nevermind....Jenny wants to talk bleh lbah...who cares when Marin is on screen?
Oh Alpha Bette, I love Alpha Bette. Alpha Bette wants to have this pornography clouded as art in the CAC as spring exhibition. She looses to that Freak Franklin who booked another exhibitio n which they showed in the last five years....go Bette and please kill him....you woudl be getting along with murder actually in that case. Gabby storms out with a hurt ego and Alice goes back to her chart.
Jenny is still sitting in THE PLANET (for 4 days in a row actually as we all might know Jenny) and still wants to talk to Marina. Marina on the other hand was possibly busy with someone else. Anyway...Jenny says somethign about safety which no one cares about, and we are out.
Alice and Shane are at THE PLANET too. Shane tells a really happy Alice that bia--- I mean Gabby Devil is cheating on her. I have the mental image of Gabby in a red latex dress with a devilish look and horns right now. Not too bad I must admit. Alice is not pleased but let´s Gabby do so.
Oh now the cutest scene I have ever scene. Dana goes to ask out Lara. She ends up getting Lara cut her finger instead. Which si also cute and Lara insists to kiss it to make it better and says yes with out Dana even getting to ask Lara out. Aaawwwww so damn cut. So cute. Did I mention cute?
Oh Alpha Bette!! Hot hot hot. Did I mention hot? She is still trying to get the show which is called PROVOCATIONS. Tina enters and they talk about PROVOCATIONS curator which is Bette going to meet. And off she drives.
Meanwhile back at the ran--- I mean TH PLANET Tim is complaining about his swimteam. Sucker already does it with Trish obviously. And oh Marina...italian american european goddess. She offers a game of pool to Tim. And makes it sound like a fight for Jenny. Okay honestly what does Jenny have? She does not eat. She gets all the girls. And guys if you care. And she is strange.If you know please leave a comment.
Next thing is that Jenny calls and ooohh uuuhh ooohhh check it out: "Jenny, it´s Marina!" Did Jenny even say soemthing? Anyway she is off to the PLANET and first thing she does there sees Tim and Marina together and faints. Attention seeking bitch!!!!
Anyway let´s forget Jenny Shaggedher. Kit is drinking and DJing at the same time. Respect. Bette is not pleased and pissed as she was 15 minutes late for her meeting and the curator was gone. Jenny is mad at Tim back at the ranch and he gets bitchy (Is he gay?!?!?! I think Harrisson is still single....) to Jenny.
Next the the core gang the only gang menbers I accept are at the PLANET trying to reason Alice to leave Gabby. Oh and Shane is suddenly the UNNABOMBER. And Dana got her date (How cute is she in here??) this evening. Bette gives the ebst breakup thing to say "So step off biatch!" YOU GO GIRL!!!! After that Bette´s mood darkens as Gina Ferrer (Is she related to Marina by the way?) tells her on the phone that PROVOCATIONS went to MOCA. Alice saves the day and tells her that the actual owner of the exhibition is in town. She gives her the adress of her hotel and off Bette is.
Shane meets her stalker on the street. She is handing out those leafs I want to have a shirt of!! I want one of those leafs!! They blah blah blah blah Shane is like "I don´t do relationships!" (Which I can understand by the way) Lacey is all huggy and stuff and wants to keep Shane as a living dildo. She wants her all the time! You go girl! They end up in bed. God I am so jealouse. I can´t even work.
Bette is in her car on her way to Santa Monica to meet or kidnap, I am not sure yet, Peggy Peabody.
Dana, so cute, is on her way to her first date with Lara. She discusses her clothes choice with Alice on the phone. Clearly Alice is already jealouse of Lara. Lara, cute too by the way, wears a dress instead of jeans and thinks she is a geek. And Dana says it right tells her she is beautiful. So cute!!
Bette arrived at the hotel to complete her mission. She can not guess the code word to meet her. Just in time Peggy Peabody arrives with her dogs. Funny woman. I want her as a regular in season 5. Peggy is about to get Bette drunk. I think she got the hots for Bette. Who can blaim her at all? They talk and talk talk and talk till Peggy realizes who Bette is. First she seems to be mad, which could be somekind of strange foreplay after all, and then she is like "Your the lesbian museum director?" Also we learn the term has-bian. They get to know each other. Bette gets to order food.
Gabby visits Alice with flowers. Lame, as flowers always scream "I cheated on you but refuse to leave you!" Gabby is liek blah blah blah I am not gonna se her anymore blah blah blah we are on the same wave intelectual. And Alice gives the best speech ever. Gabby is an emotional cripple I agree. And yes step off biatch!!!
Tina visits Jenny in the asylum. I mean shed....garage...what IS it anyway?!?!?! They talk about Jenny and Marina Jenny is like "No no no I am not having an affair with her blah blah blah!" and Tina leaves Jenny alone as she seemed to be annoyed with her. Jenny stormy off to Marina to possibly get laid. Which says a lot about Tim´s qualities in bed I might mention.
Obviously Bette and Peggy ate something with fish. And talk about art. Obviously the photographer from the beginning. I love the way Peggy says pussy....ahem...on with the show. Peggy shows her the lifesize picture of the creepy woman from the beginning and Bette starts to cry. This is so obvious the Stendahl-syndrom.
Shane is finished with LAcey. And as LAcey wanted it to have it lasted all the long. God Shane must have a really big libido!! Did she steal the mojo of Austin Powers? Shane leaves. Good for her. Good for us as we will possibly never see Lacey again. God, I hope so. Or let Lacey stalk Jenny, she deserves her.
We see Jenny walking the streets of West Hollywood really menaingful. Meaningful means she just walks lookign strange, as always. She arrives at THE PLANET. And talks about feeling "dismanteld" (Is that a new word for nakedness?) and they proceed to have sex. Means Marina does all the work on her knees. Poor Marina. Poor us for having Jenny so close to the screen.Obviously Marina does her job really good as we can read on Jenny´s face.
End of Episode.
I really enjoyed recapping this one. Especially because of LAra and Dana and Alice an Gabby. Bette as pretty good to. The rest was bleh meh okay who cares?
Till the next recap bye bye yours truly
Anne
Opening credits (God how I wish Betty to hell and the old quality cedits back!)
We see Alice and Gabby (She didn´t did she?) in bed and Gabby is mad ebcause she blames Alcie for snoozing the alarm. Which actually Gabby did. Gabby does not have to amke sense. Go away bitch!!!
Eeeeeewwwww EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Jenny (Did I mentione EEEEEEEEEWWW?!?!) and Tim the ass in bed...eeeeewww......next the oh so logical cut to THE PLANET and oy oy oy oyyyy OOOOHHH Marina....and eeeeeewww eeewww Jenny....Marina speaks italian...or something really close to it an dI am melting and trying not to jump---- oh wait this is a recap of THE L WORD not about----nevermind....Jenny wants to talk bleh lbah...who cares when Marin is on screen?
Oh Alpha Bette, I love Alpha Bette. Alpha Bette wants to have this pornography clouded as art in the CAC as spring exhibition. She looses to that Freak Franklin who booked another exhibitio n which they showed in the last five years....go Bette and please kill him....you woudl be getting along with murder actually in that case. Gabby storms out with a hurt ego and Alice goes back to her chart.
Jenny is still sitting in THE PLANET (for 4 days in a row actually as we all might know Jenny) and still wants to talk to Marina. Marina on the other hand was possibly busy with someone else. Anyway...Jenny says somethign about safety which no one cares about, and we are out.
Alice and Shane are at THE PLANET too. Shane tells a really happy Alice that bia--- I mean Gabby Devil is cheating on her. I have the mental image of Gabby in a red latex dress with a devilish look and horns right now. Not too bad I must admit. Alice is not pleased but let´s Gabby do so.
Oh now the cutest scene I have ever scene. Dana goes to ask out Lara. She ends up getting Lara cut her finger instead. Which si also cute and Lara insists to kiss it to make it better and says yes with out Dana even getting to ask Lara out. Aaawwwww so damn cut. So cute. Did I mention cute?
Oh Alpha Bette!! Hot hot hot. Did I mention hot? She is still trying to get the show which is called PROVOCATIONS. Tina enters and they talk about PROVOCATIONS curator which is Bette going to meet. And off she drives.
Meanwhile back at the ran--- I mean TH PLANET Tim is complaining about his swimteam. Sucker already does it with Trish obviously. And oh Marina...italian american european goddess. She offers a game of pool to Tim. And makes it sound like a fight for Jenny. Okay honestly what does Jenny have? She does not eat. She gets all the girls. And guys if you care. And she is strange.If you know please leave a comment.
Next thing is that Jenny calls and ooohh uuuhh ooohhh check it out: "Jenny, it´s Marina!" Did Jenny even say soemthing? Anyway she is off to the PLANET and first thing she does there sees Tim and Marina together and faints. Attention seeking bitch!!!!
Anyway let´s forget Jenny Shaggedher. Kit is drinking and DJing at the same time. Respect. Bette is not pleased and pissed as she was 15 minutes late for her meeting and the curator was gone. Jenny is mad at Tim back at the ranch and he gets bitchy (Is he gay?!?!?! I think Harrisson is still single....) to Jenny.
Next the the core gang the only gang menbers I accept are at the PLANET trying to reason Alice to leave Gabby. Oh and Shane is suddenly the UNNABOMBER. And Dana got her date (How cute is she in here??) this evening. Bette gives the ebst breakup thing to say "So step off biatch!" YOU GO GIRL!!!! After that Bette´s mood darkens as Gina Ferrer (Is she related to Marina by the way?) tells her on the phone that PROVOCATIONS went to MOCA. Alice saves the day and tells her that the actual owner of the exhibition is in town. She gives her the adress of her hotel and off Bette is.
Shane meets her stalker on the street. She is handing out those leafs I want to have a shirt of!! I want one of those leafs!! They blah blah blah blah Shane is like "I don´t do relationships!" (Which I can understand by the way) Lacey is all huggy and stuff and wants to keep Shane as a living dildo. She wants her all the time! You go girl! They end up in bed. God I am so jealouse. I can´t even work.
Bette is in her car on her way to Santa Monica to meet or kidnap, I am not sure yet, Peggy Peabody.
Dana, so cute, is on her way to her first date with Lara. She discusses her clothes choice with Alice on the phone. Clearly Alice is already jealouse of Lara. Lara, cute too by the way, wears a dress instead of jeans and thinks she is a geek. And Dana says it right tells her she is beautiful. So cute!!
Bette arrived at the hotel to complete her mission. She can not guess the code word to meet her. Just in time Peggy Peabody arrives with her dogs. Funny woman. I want her as a regular in season 5. Peggy is about to get Bette drunk. I think she got the hots for Bette. Who can blaim her at all? They talk and talk talk and talk till Peggy realizes who Bette is. First she seems to be mad, which could be somekind of strange foreplay after all, and then she is like "Your the lesbian museum director?" Also we learn the term has-bian. They get to know each other. Bette gets to order food.
Gabby visits Alice with flowers. Lame, as flowers always scream "I cheated on you but refuse to leave you!" Gabby is liek blah blah blah I am not gonna se her anymore blah blah blah we are on the same wave intelectual. And Alice gives the best speech ever. Gabby is an emotional cripple I agree. And yes step off biatch!!!
Tina visits Jenny in the asylum. I mean shed....garage...what IS it anyway?!?!?! They talk about Jenny and Marina Jenny is like "No no no I am not having an affair with her blah blah blah!" and Tina leaves Jenny alone as she seemed to be annoyed with her. Jenny stormy off to Marina to possibly get laid. Which says a lot about Tim´s qualities in bed I might mention.
Obviously Bette and Peggy ate something with fish. And talk about art. Obviously the photographer from the beginning. I love the way Peggy says pussy....ahem...on with the show. Peggy shows her the lifesize picture of the creepy woman from the beginning and Bette starts to cry. This is so obvious the Stendahl-syndrom.
Shane is finished with LAcey. And as LAcey wanted it to have it lasted all the long. God Shane must have a really big libido!! Did she steal the mojo of Austin Powers? Shane leaves. Good for her. Good for us as we will possibly never see Lacey again. God, I hope so. Or let Lacey stalk Jenny, she deserves her.
We see Jenny walking the streets of West Hollywood really menaingful. Meaningful means she just walks lookign strange, as always. She arrives at THE PLANET. And talks about feeling "dismanteld" (Is that a new word for nakedness?) and they proceed to have sex. Means Marina does all the work on her knees. Poor Marina. Poor us for having Jenny so close to the screen.Obviously Marina does her job really good as we can read on Jenny´s face.
End of Episode.
I really enjoyed recapping this one. Especially because of LAra and Dana and Alice an Gabby. Bette as pretty good to. The rest was bleh meh okay who cares?
Till the next recap bye bye yours truly
Anne
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