Season 1 Pilot

Recap Season 1 Pilot

So this is it. The beginnign of everything The L Word. And which person we see first in a lesbian TV series? Yes, of course. A heterosexual man. Called Tim, out of all names. It makes so much sense to show a heterosexual man as the first person in a lesbian series. Anyway, on with the show. Next thing we see is the lesbian couple, Bette and Tina. and what does Bette say to Tina when she calls her in to look at what looks like a pregnancy test? Of course does Bette say "Youovulating!". Yep, makes so muchsense to say that at a pregnancy test. Fianlly we see some shower action, at least we think so. But no the camera shows us the heterosexual man again...

We move the scene to the local lesbian Cafe called "The Planet". And honestly I liek what is standign at the counter there. Perhaps I go there someday. Sems liek everyone knows everone there. In what little we live, always a little wonder to me. Oh and the DANISH shipping starts rigth there when Bette and Tina kiss....I am just saying....just look into ym photobucket at the screencaps of this episode. I mean look at teh way they argue. Itcalled a very long lasting foreplay. And oh yes Bette and Tina go to a psycharist but no oen is supposed to know this in the lesbian world in LA (dream on on keepign a secret a secret in LA).

We leave THE PLANET and see our favourite charatcer....NOT....here comes Jenyn to mess up the lebian world of LA. And oh looks liek she starts with the heerosexual Tim guy. She picks her up from the airport. Tim, why couldnyou have just left her there for our own sake?

So, we leave Tim and Jenny and enter Dan Foxworthyoffice. A guy as psychatrist for a lesbian couple. Nice nice nice. I smell trouble. And oh yes here comes trouble in the form of Bette and her cell phone. She really loves it here obviously. Just look at the way she she sits there and always has her cell phone in her hands. And we get to know that she is the director of the California Arts center.

And we are back with the look of sanity Jenny and the heterosexual Tim guy. Tim shows her the city in a muscle car. Who needs a heterosexula couple in a lesbian TV series? We just leave them alone....

Back at the Foxworthy office Bette and Dan are arguing about if Foxworthy even knows anything about lesbian sex at all. Good point Bette, you might want to write that down for later. They end the session with no solution at all.

Again muscle car Tim and insane jenny drive around in the muscle car. Can´t we just dump them in Siberia already? Jenny is pleased and surprised with her new writing studio.

Oh now begins the fun part lesbians in search for a sperm donor. Only they donknow yet that they need one. Bette and Tina babble while Sean,. the first donorname wanks into a cup (I would not touch that!!!). They drive to theactual isnemination and Tian has it between her legs, eeeww....disgusting, Bette is on the phone and telsl soemthing about "....used to swallow that stuff..." to one of her work mates. Okay, I liked my work mates too but I woudl never ever tell them in my whole life would tell them what I used to swallow!!!

WHOA!!! Jenny you go girl. Watching a little not youthfree peepshow followed by fuckfest in Bette and tinapool. I just hope they cleaned the pool.

Oh we are at a doctors office. It is the insemination and the doc just told our couple that they should fuck each other to get a higher chance of getting a baby. Bette just thinks the same thing as me. That it is a stupid idea. And oh by the way Seanjust fresh wanked sperm is dead. So they go on search for a new donor.

Jenny looks for a job. Whatever...she can stay there and live there.

The gang meets at THE PLANET and we get to know Alice had it with Sean. and that she is bisexual. And that Dana is jealouse. And yes there is always Shane as spermdonor. And yes Dana is not out and freaks otu about Shane that she dresses well...the way she just dresses. Next second is Helloing a girl outside the window. God damn it Dana. Your gaydar really sucks. ItJenny. Save Dana burn Jenny. Anyway, so much for Dana being afraid of outed.

I am not even going to comment Jenny and hetero Timfuckfest at all. It just is disgusting. Oh by the way if your girlriend tells you about the lesbian fuckfest next door while you have sex you are in really big trouble.

Hey, hey, hey. Looks like Hetero Tim got a nice job as swim trainer for UC. I liek those girls. juiocy...wet girls...yummy. Oh yes Tim and another htero guy talk. About whatever. I doncare bring back the wet girls!!!

Meanwhile abck at The Planet they talk about buttwaxing. Alcie did it. No one else did it. I am not even surprised that she is the only one who buttwaxed. And by the way they are having a party to get sperm donor for Bette and Tina. Problem solved on with the show.

Meanwhile back at the ranch Tina scares Jenny. Probably they planned of getting rid of her already as Tina suddenly steps up out fo nowhere. Too abd it did not work. Tina makes a big mistake and invites the couple to join the sperm donour party. Did they have Tim in mind or what? Jenyn wrote story. Who cares?

And here comes the lovely Kit Porter. Totally drunk obviously as she is in such a good mood. Driving without a driving license. The cop is cool and brings her to her sisters sperm donour party. bette is pissed they can nto fidn a donour, and the party sucks.

Dana totally freaks out as Tim recognizes her. Too fucking funny. I love expression there. And she has the gayest guy on earth as her cover up boyfriend. And oh yeah tim is a lesbian. The infamous ringfiger longer than other finger thing. Harrisson hits on Tim and he does nto know it ...too funny. Harrission proposes to Tim meanwhile.

Dana almost kills Harison after his joke. I admit it the joke was not funny at all. I would have killed him too.

Alice is hitting on Jenny. alcie dondo it you will only regret it. Oh god bless there comes Marina to the rescue. You go girl. I bet she thinks that the thing with Jenny was a terrible mistake in the end and thatwhy she wanted to commit suicide. I would have done that too. All the insanit of Jenny is too much to handle for one person.

The end of the party is thebirth of Yoda. Thannks Alice for that, you go girl.

I am going to pretend Jenny and Tim do not exist from this point on they just annoy me.

Seems like Dana as a professional Tennis player can not afford a eprsonal trainer and must trian with the commons. Better known as Tina Kennard. They talk about relationships. as if one would work in this series at all. By the way nice view into Tinatop.

Oh my fucking god!! Everyboidy run away from The planet and hide. Jenny just entered the room. God, poor people. jenny talks about strange things. The gang is emberassed and pretends she just exacaped and did not take her pills. Marina invites Jenny to her reading group.

Oh yes, Jean-Luc or Jeanvanier. "Ze Penizz, ze puzzy, ze baby!" My favourite Scene!!!! You go girl!! The look on his face is hilarious when they tell him he can not fuck them.

The gang meets cne again at the planet and Tina is pissed, to say it nice. Tina and Bette argue. And they leave mad at each other. Leaving the other 3 girls behind.

Hetero couple meets hetero couple. Boring unecessary. I pretend I did not see it at all.

Jenny at RADAR. She so makes sense there. Inbetween all those ncie looking girls. Yummy girls I might add. And why is Dana suddenly not worried abotu getting outed anymore? And we get to know what Nippel confidence is. What a nice thing. Jenny leaves the party god bless.

Jenny works at Laurel farms. and checks out Marina. I think she should go back to work. Or be locked away. Poor Marina. MArina invites Jenny to a reading group. Whatever

Hetero couples...not any word from me about them.

Tina gets hit on by her gym trainer from earlier. She resists. Good girl. I would have probably not but this show is not about meafterall right?

Marina brings Jenny home. nice...and why we are seeign this? I have no clue.

Tina climbs into her and Bettebed. Cute how she takes care of Bette. I want that too. Next thing in the morning is that they go back to Foxworthy.

Marina and Jenny meet in a bathroom in a restaurant. Alice seems to notice this. She seems to like bathrooms. Important for later seasons.

Tim and Jenny argue because Jenny wonlet him read her story. Bleh, whatever. Tiny Tim does not get hiswill and runs out pouting. Tehy talk about their so functional relaionship. Yeah right as if. And the tower in Pisa is straight. Tim decides ittime to get married.

Bette and Tina are back at Foxworthyagain. Bette is late but has a godoe cuse. She found a donor. Tina says relucantly yes. For now. Tina is shocked the enxt morning because Marcus allenwood, the donor, is a Magic Johnson wannabe. Means he isa black giant. Tina goes "Fuck!".

Bette arrives later that evening at The planet and Tina lashes out on her because shethinsk she ainready to get a black baby. Bette is right and is hurt by thopse words and starts to cry.

Meanwhile back at the Haspel Ranch Tim goes and reads Jennycrappy story and decides once again to get married and goes off to buy engagement rings. At 3 am in the night.

Bette is mad at Tina because she is ovulating and does not inseminate. Bette goes of to Kit pouting. Bette talks with her and Kit reasons her a bit. You go girl!

Dana and Alice go to milI just love that scene because they have their personal arguing foreplay again.

Bette is having something with an art group, they find a donor there and take him home to fuck him. But he does not want to be sued as sperm donor. He wants to have safer sex. Too bad for Bette.

Marina and Jenny ahve a date. Whatever it si boring and ends with a fuck fest and Jenyn crying.

Meanwhile at MILK Dana, Alice and shane check oout fresh meat aka CHRISPAY. I just love that scene. And yes, Alice and Dana promise each other not to fuck each other. Yeah, try harder. They start THE CHART. I lvoe them together did I mention that?

Well that was the very beginning of The L Word ad it was great I hope you ahve all enjoyed this recap. Typhos are included so bare me I am only german.