Season 1 Episode 4 Lies, lies, lies

And another one of my infamous recaps. Two on one day. Fun. On with the show

Gib den Inhalt deines Cuts hier ein.We start with a girl cheating on her girlfriend. The girl friend of cheating girl is searchign for her. And well does not find her.

Opneing credits (Did I ever mention I hate Betty´s credit´s since season 2?)

Tim and Jenny talk blah blah blah. Jenny looks like a hooker claiming she is going to the PLANET. Which she probably does to force Marina to do the work.

Oh how cute. HOW CUUUTE!!! Dana and Lara and Mr. Piddles (Is this cat even in bed when she is there doing the work with her girlfriend?!!?!?) Dana is ashamed of soemthing.
Tima eats some fish for breakfast. Why not? Bette leaves disgusted. for work. I am disgusted too.

We are at the PLANET and Marina and Jenny get it on on the toilet Tim is like huhmmm uh huh.

Alice and Bette try out the bulk pregnancy test box back at the ranch. Oy, I can only agree with them. Honest pictures on the boxes of the pregnancy test!!!

The toilet at the planet must be a very erotic place.....not. Not if Jenny is there. Tim enters the unisextoilet (Is the creator a Ally McBeal fan by any chance?). Scares off Jenny and makes Marina laugh. I am puking right now.

Alice runs excited into the room (did I mention I think she is damn cute?), the test was psitive and suddenly the fish and the other stuff that Tina eats makes sense. Kit is there too suddenly. How did she get there? Don´t have Bete an Tina have a house alert?

Meanwhile Tina tries to force Alice not to tell anyone anything. Good luck THAT will never work. Alice leaves and Kit stays. You go girl! Kit for president! She receives a letter from her estranegd son. That sucker did not call or write to her in 5 yars. No wonder she is alcolic.

Jenny meanwhile talks to her old college professor who she gave a blowjob. The poor professor.

Bette is stressed when Tian calls her to make her promise to come home for dinner. We all know why. Bette is really stressed out. I am feeling sorry for her. I hate freakling by the way, he is so damn ignorant.

Alice is at the PLANET with Dana and Shane and Dana is really really ashamed of soemthing and refuses to ever have sex again. Dana is so cute as they try to get out of her what is wrong. Oh oh oy!!!! She female ejaculated!! Lara=Sex goddess!!!

Is that Giovanni Ribisi? No it is a lesbian idnetified man called Lisa. That confuses Dana´s little tennisplayermind. Still I think this is Giovanni Ribisi in disguise. Anyway Alice flirts with "Lisa" aka Giovanni Ribisi before she leaves to save her mother from something.

And that something is called paying bills. She stayed for 5 days in a luxury hotel 900 Dollars each night. And used the room service. And used thephone. And used the roomserviceboy. Which was 199$ extra. Alice is shocked even though I am not sure about what she actually is shocked. Alice drives with her mother home. Poor Alice. I woudl have already jumped out of the window with that mother.

Bleh next thing is a hetero sex scene. Bleh, unmportant. Oh look it´s Marina. God, I am happy that the sun is right now on my computermonitor. God bless I don´t actually have to see this. But I have to hear Tim´s grunt´s. Disgusting.

Alpha Stressed Bette arrived home. And is not pleased about the third plate. She does not see the pregnancy test on it. At first then she is all awww we are having a baby! Uhm okay. First shout then kiss and make up. I do that all the time too. I like Tina´s hair by the way.

Next day THE PLANET. Everybody is there save Jenny (God bless). Dana is now sad that Lara isn´t there. Muhahahaha Dana ran out of her own apartment and elft Lara alone there muhahahahaha. Alice could not shut up about the baby of Tina and Bette and bette is pissed at Tina for this.

Aaawww now coems the cutest scene till yet. Lara comes with a rose. (I woudl hit ehr with that but that´s because I am allergical to them. But whatever) And they hug and kiss. And now I ant them in the bedroom.

Tim is at the place where wet girl´s grow. And I hate him for sending away a girl who wants to get wet.

Tina and Bette are at the doctor and make a pic of their peanut. Cute peanut by the way. I love peanuts. I am not allergical to them.

Poor Alice is driving her mother to a casting. She follows her and finds out it is not the big movie she pretends to star in it is some little horror movie from a 22 year old student. By the way I love Alice´s MINI ONE. Not to confuse with the Mini Cooper. A MINI ONE is a small BMW with a bit of the original Mini Cooper thrown into the design. So the reason why I would never drive a MINI ONE. I love my Mitsubishi Cooper. It just got legal.

Sorry for the randomness I was a bit distracted as there is nto much to say about that scene.

Eeeeww nude male ass eeeww. God damn it Tim get a shirt!!! I don´t care if Trish is topless (Which I would love by the way wet+topless+girl=happy me). Tim tells Randy Dean about the blowjob professor. Tim Dim is jealouse obviously. ME not I am not even interested in what happens to Jenny. Oh hang on I am interested if someone drives over her with it´s Maybach.

Bette is at the CAC and hs an unscheduled meeeting. She seems to be afraid.

Jenny is meeting her professor. Enough said. They talk about Zahra Zustra and stuff I don´t give a fuck about.

(Did Nick Barkarosch just say Dick Dick Bra?)

Oh Peggy Peabody to the rescue! She saves Bette from gettign fired and give PROVOCATIONS to the CAC. But before that she almost castrates poor James. You gotta love that loyal soul.

Jenny and Nick still talk about crap and Tim is back home because he is jealouse. And he runs throuh most of LA. And lands in Nick Brakarovws bed. I mean his hotel room. Jenny is guess where yes right THE PLANET. And in Marina´s office with Marina´s head between her legs. Alice looks jealosue because of this and crashes their private party as Tim enters THE PLANET. Why did Alice help Jenyn anyway?

Oh pool party^^ loads of wet girls!! Me happy and in heaven. But why is Shane not wet and in the pool? This must be a fest for her after all. But she has kinda the hots for Alice´s mother Leonore. I think she is not hot at all but Shane must be kinda stoned and cured next season. She has a thing for older girls this season. Or freshborn girls. See Lacey.

God not one of Jenny´s halluzination´s again. Why? Why? Why? Abraxas? Oh the connection fo the arty pre-credits-scenes. Nice. Not.

Back to the wet girls. I am too squeeing to write something intelligent. Too many wet girls.

I get suddenly back into reality as Tim enters the screen. And ends the episode.

End of episode

This one was kinda random and boring. Well expect for the wet girls all over the episode. Can we have more of them and less Jenny and Tim?

Have fun I am done

Anne